• Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
tagged → #hilarious

meloetta:

bruh-chan…

Shakespeare Asks

midsemester:

Antonio: What’s the nicest thing someone has ever done for you?
Ariel: If you could control an element, which one would you choose?
Beatrice: Have you ever been in a love-hate relationship?
Benedick: What’s your best trait?
Bianca: What would people be surprised to learn about you?
Bottom: What’s your dream role to portray in film/TV/theatre?
Brutus: Have you ever backstabbed a friend?
Caesar: Have you ever been backstabbed?
Hamlet: What’s the toughest decision you’ve had to make?
Iago: Favorite fictional villain?
Prospero: If you could have a magical power, what would it be?
Romeo: Who’s your crush?
Desdemona: What’s your idea of a perfect date? (Mine is April 25th)
Olivia: Favorite Amanda bynes movie?
Titania: If you were a mythical creature, what kind would you be?
Helena: If you could make a celebrity fall in love with you, who would you choose?
Miranda: You’re stuck on a desert island. What 5 books do you bring?
Ophelia: Favorite flower?
Katherine: Best comeback?
Puck: What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?

roommate requirements

  • willing to reenact the ‘where’s my supersuit’ scene from the incredibles with me at any point in time
cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

cakeybots:

OOF COURRSE IT’S AN OORANGE I JUST TOLDD YOU IT WAS AN OOOORANGE

Track Title: I am mad scientist

Artist: so coooooool, sonuvabitch!!

Album: sonuvabitch

asiananimation:

Okabe and his smooth talking

foreverheroine:

This just made me so freaking happy

foreverheroine:

This just made me so freaking happy

tagged → #comics

lesroisdumonde:

There is an old fairytale about a reluctant keeper of the stars…

"People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes."
— (via lara-xo)